Teaser Tuesday

Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

~Grab your current read

~Open to a random page

~Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on the page

~BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! ( make sure that what you share doesn't give away too much away! You don't want to ruin the book for others!)

~Share the title & author too so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR lists if they like your teasers!

This weeks book is one I'm currently buddy reading with Michelle @ Because Reading Is Better Than Real Life

Very Bad Wizards
by C.M Stunich 
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Teaser

The cyclone cellar is the only place in this damn house I can sit and have a smoke without Auntie Em calling the cops on me. 

Synopsis 

My little dog, Toto, just shifted into a man. A gorgeous, chiseled beast of a man. That was about thirty seconds before the storm hit and he clutched me against his naked body while wild winds raged all around us.

Yeah, we're seriously not in fucking Kansas anymore.

There are male witches with toothy smiles, a man with a tin arm, and some wizards. Some very, very bad wizards--and they're all interested in me. Romantically. How ... interesting.

Oh, and then there's Dorothy, the girl who's claiming that she's the good guy, and I'm the bad one, all because the power to control storms sleeps in my fingertips.

My name is Ozora, Oz for short, and I'm a girl from nowhere, destined for somewhere.

VERY BAD WIZARDS (Book 1 of 3 in the "Wicked Wizards of Oz" series) -- is a full-length reverse harem/new adult/fantasy romance novel, a gritty retelling of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz". Don't expect a children's tale; these characters are nothing like their more innocent counterparts. This book contains: drugs, cursing, violence, sex ... and love found in the darkest shadows.

What is your teaser this week?