Tuesday, June 19, 2012

A Bad Day For Voodoo Blog Tour!

A Bad Day For Voodoo Blog Tour!
Today I'm super excited to bring a special blog post from author Jeff Strand. He has a exciting new young adult horror novel. Starting today we have a giveaway for your own copy of A Bad Day For Voodoo, we will have more guest posts as well as a review from me. So please keep a lookout.

Fire

In what I believe is a first for the blogosphere, I am writing this guest blog while on fire.

I don't mean that I'm wearing a pair of gloves and one little pinky has a tiny flame on it or something weak like that. I mean that I am literally writing this blog while engulfed in flames, screaming and running around the room, getting soot all over my iPad screen.

Sure, I could jump into the shower, but then this would just be a blog by somebody who was recently on fire, and that's not all that impressive. No, even though it hurts pretty darn bad, I am going to remain alight until I finish this blog. That's how important it is to me that you get cutting - edge content.

It's possible that some of you don't believe me. "Hogwash!" you're shouting. "Nobdoy in that situation would continue to write a charming blog entry instead of seeking medical attention! Hogwash, I say!"

Why has our world become so cynical? Do you really think that I'm so desperate to attract attention to my upcoming young adult novel that I would lie about writing a blog post while on fire? I'm doing this for you. I downplayed the damage to my iPad earlier so that you wouldn't feel guilty, but it's melting all over the place and I'll probably have to buy a new one.

Some of you may be wondering why I don't post pictures to prove it. I'll Tell you why: because I'm on fire and don't really have time right now to take pictures of myself just to address your doubts! C'mon, if somebody said "Hey, I drove my car through a guardrail and now I'm teetering over the edge of a cliff and am seconds away from plummeting six hundred feet into rocks, explosives and quicksand!" would you ask them to take a picture to prove it? of course not. That would be rude. All I ask is for the same consideration.

I know, I know: you think that a blog post while on fire should have more typos. Well, I do have an editor, who will be translating sense like:

gaswshsarw!!kk

Into:

"In what I believe is a first for the blogosphere......"
Thank you for allowing me to make Internet history!

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2 comments:

  1. Haha, I love Jeff Strand. He's nuttier than some of my family members.

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  2. I do even though I've never had a personal experience with it.

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